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"Moms don't have time for hangovers."
Scary Mommy Sips Club
Sober-curious? California sober? Stop guessing what to try, we've taste-tested the entire market so you don't have to. These are the sips that let you be both the good-time mom and the up-at-6 mom.
Scary Mommy Sips Club
This Scary Mommy x Buzz by Boisson curated club is for those of us who still want that fancy drink moment. You know, the whole pour-it-in-a-nice-glass, take-a-sip, exhale situation...without waking up at 3 AM wondering why we thought a third glass was a good idea on a Tuesday.
The point is: taste matters. We're talking expertly crafted non-alcoholic wines, spirits, and functional beverages that deliver on flavor and the buzz (if we want it). Deep, complex, and I-would-pay-money-for-this feeling.
You get the ritual. The moment. The actual enjoyment of a premium feel-good drink. What you don't get is the fuzzy-headed regret or the parenting-on-hard-mode the next morning.
Every month, we’ll send a rotating selection of the best premium non-alc and functional beverages we can get our hands on.
Because you deserve drinks that don't suck.
Expertly crafted non-alcoholic wines, spirits, and/or aperitifs that deliver deep, satisfying flavor. We're talking complex, nuanced, actually-want-to-drink-this beverages that respect your palate and your choices. (8 aperitif cans, 2 premium non-alc wines, and 1 spirit alternative.)
Drinks formulated with CBD, hemp, adaptogens, and other ingredients that actually do something. We're talking low sugar, clean ingredients, and benefits you can feel, not just Instagram captions about "wellness journeys. (Variety of 12 functional cans and six packets for moms on-the-go. Featuring ingredients like L-Theanine, Ashwaganda, Kava, D9 THC, CBD, CBG, and GABA.)
A little bit of everything good. Think non-alcoholic wines that taste expensive, functional drinks with actual benefits, and maybe a surprise or two. It's the variety pack for people with taste (and commitment issues). This is the best way to dip your toes into the world of functional bevs!
Find the sip that fits your busy schedule
Classic Non-Alc Sips
For the mom who wants to replace wine night or cocktail hour. Who even has time for a hangover? This box delivers taste, quality, and host-ready sips without the alcohol.
Function-First Sips
For the mom prioritizing energy, sleep, and stress reduction. Features functional health benefits, low sugar, and clean ingredients like CBD, Lion's Mane Mushroom, and Delta-9 THC.
Best of Both Sips
This box is for the mom who refuses to be put in a box. (Except, you know, literally this box.) You're not just the wellness girlie or just the fun-time mom; you're both, depending on the day, mood, or whether Mercury is in retrograde. Get sips that are non-alc and functional.
About the Scary Mommy Sips Club
When you place the order, you're opting into a subscription at the frequency you chose with the type of beverages you choose. For example, if you choose Function-First Sips/Every Month you will get the functional variety of sips we curate delivered every month. You have the option to login to your account and adjust frequencies, swap the type of club you are in, pause, or cancel shipments at any time, no strings attached.
It depends. We strongly do not recommend our Function-First Sips or Best of Both Sips if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
However, you can still join the fun with our Classic Non-Alc Sips Club! It will feature completely non-alcoholic aperitifs, spirits, and dealcoholized wine. (Note: dealcoholized wine does contain trace amounts of alcohol, less than 0.5% ABV)
You can, and it’s super easy! To pause shipments, adjust your frequency, swap to another type of club, or cancel, just log into your account and cancel under the “Manage Subscriptions” page. There’s no contract, and you’re not locked in to a certain amount of shipments.
The Reality:
Motherhood is hard enough without settling for boring drinks...
Can we all be done with the wine-mom stereotype? Lets work smarter, not harder. We all want something that feels special at the end of a chaotic day but it should do more than just taste good...it should actually help.
What We Solve
You need clarity and focus to manage everything. But regular drinks either leave you sluggish or wired without the mental sharpness.
Between the mental load and the 3am wake-ups, you’re running on fumes and need actual support, not another caffeine crash.
You deserve something that helps you unwind and actually relax, not just mask stress with sugar or regret it in the morning.
