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Moms don't have time for hangovers.
Scary Mommy Sips
Sober-curious? California sober? Stop guessing what to try; we've taste-tested the entire market of both cannabev and non-alcoholic drinks so you don't have to. These are the drinks that let you chill out while still being able to get up with the kids at dawn.
Scary Mommy Sips
Expertly crafted non-alcoholic wines, spirits, and/or aperitifs that deliver deep, satisfying flavor. We're talking complex, nuanced, actually-want-to-drink-this beverages that respect your palate and your choices. (8 aperitif cans, 2 premium non-alc wines, and 1 spirit alternative.)
Drinks formulated with CBD, hemp, adaptogens, and other ingredients that actually do something. Low sugar, clean ingredients, and with benefits you can feel, not just Instagram captions about "wellness journeys." (Variety of 12 functional cans and six packets for moms on-the-go. Featuring ingredients like L-Theanine, Ashwaganda, Kava, D9 THC, CBD, CBG, and GABA.)
A little bit of everything good. Think non-alcoholic wines that taste expensive, cannabev drinks with actual benefits, and maybe a surprise or two. It's the variety pack for people with taste (and commitment issues). This is the best way to dip your toes into the world of cannabevs!
Find the sip that fits your busy schedule
Classic Non-Alc Sips
For the mom who wants to replace wine night or cocktail hour because who even has time for a hangover? This box delivers taste, quality, and host-ready sips without the alcohol.
Function-First Sips
For the mom prioritizing energy, sleep, and stress reduction. Features functional health benefits, low sugar, and clean ingredients like CBD, Lion's Mane Mushroom, and Delta-9 THC.
Best of Both Sips
For the mom who wants to try it all on for size to see what she likes. This box contains the best of both worlds, just for you.
What Our Sips Help With
You need clarity and focus to manage everything. But regular drinks leave you sluggish or lacking mental sharpness.
Between the mental load and the 3am wake-ups, you’re running on fumes and need actual support to get quality rest.
You deserve something that helps you unwind and actually relax, without the regret in the morning.
About Scary Mommy Sips
When you place the order, you're opting into a subscription at the frequency you chose with the type of beverages you choose. For example, if you choose Function-First Sips/Every Month you will get the cannabevs we curate delivered every month. You have the option to login to your account and adjust frequencies, swap the type of club you are in, pause, or cancel shipments at any time, no strings attached.
It depends. We do not recommend our Function-First Sips or Best of Both Sips if you are pregnant or breastfeeding.
However, you can still join the fun with our Classic Non-Alc Sips! It will feature completely non-alcoholic aperitifs, spirits, and dealcoholized wine. (Note: dealcoholized wine does contain trace amounts of alcohol, less than 0.5% ABV)
As always, if you have any questions, please consult with your healthcare providing before participating.
You can, and it’s super easy! To pause shipments, adjust your frequency, swap to another type of club, or cancel, just log into your account and cancel under the “Manage Subscriptions” page. There’s no contract, and you’re not locked in to a certain amount of shipments.
